And who can love you like me
Who can sex you like me
Who can treat you like me now, baby
And who can do it like me
And who can give you what you need
Who can do you all night long
Now it’s three in the morning and I’m trying to change your mind.
i watch the butt, i protect the butt
without this butt my life is useless
i will serve and protect this butt with my life
I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt.